Do you want to know The Secret?

Do you really want to know?

Can you handle it?

Then I’ll tell you: The Secret is to compile recycled (and often insightful) wisdom from a number of traditions (religion, psychology, philosophy, and physics) and packaging it into a visually beautiful film that people will gladly buy for $30. The Secret, my friends, is marketing.

Okay, I’ll admit it. I jumped onto the bandwagon and we watched “The Secret” last night. I don’t want to be too negative because I do think there are some valuable insights in it, but nothing you can’t get from other sources, like yoga or Buddhism or quantum physics. What I think is absolutely brilliant is how these producers managed to compile and package these ideas (your thoughts create your reality, etc.) into a film that has become a marketing phenomenon. It’s no coincidence that Jack Canfield, creator of the “Chicken Soup for the Soul” series (apparently now a billion-dollar enterprise) is one of the “teachers.” His books rely entirely on compiling and editing other people’s stories, packaging them into a nice feel-good book, and mass-marketing them. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course. We all love inspirational stories and obviously there is a market for that sort of thing.

The other thing that kind of bugged me about “The Secret” is how every “teacher” had their title and credentials laid out with their name at the bottom of the screen. I was under the impression that it was incorrect to say, “Dr. Yogamum, Ph.d.” Either you are “Dr. Yogamum,” or “Yogamum, Ph.D.” I was also under the impression that if you have say, a B.A. and an M.A., you only list the M.A., thus, “Yogamum, M.A.,” NOT “Yogamum, B.A., M.A.” A bachelor’s degree is not a title! Also, if you get an M.A. or M.S. on the way to the Ph. D., it is not considered a “terminal degree” and thus is not listed. In “The Secret,” however, several of the contributors seem to be double-dipping — “Dr. Michael Beckwith, D.D.,” “Dr. So-and-So, M.A., Ph.D” and someone was “A.B., M.A., Ph.D.” or something like that. It was just such a blatant attempt to legitimize these people and make them appear more scholarly. Hey, we’re smart, listen to us, we have LOTS of letters after our names!

Again, I do think there are some valuable reminders in the film. My kids actually really enjoyed it, especially FreckleBoy who, at age nearly 11, is quite the philosopher. I think the message of positive visualization is important for him and I’m glad he seemed to “get” the ideas in the film. He said that lately, he had started thinking about becoming an Olympic fencing and that as soon as he started envisioning that, his fencing started to improve.

I think everyone probably has a story about how once they changed their attitude to be more positive about something, opportunities and coincidences started to appear. For me, in the past couple of months I decided that I needed to be less rigid about scheduling and keeping appointments. There have been times in my life that I’ve really needed to change an appointment or cancel a commitment, but I haven’t done so because I was afraid of inconveniencing other people, or that I wouldn’t be able to reschedule at a convenient time. Lately, I just decided to let go of that and assume that time is abundant and everything will work out. Well, what do you know? Every single time I’ve needed an appointment on a certain day (haircut, acupuncture, etc.) it has been available. The other day I called for an orthodontic consultation for FreckleBoy, assuming a convenient time would be months away (as has been my experience in the past) and the receptionist said, “How about 4 pm today?” Perfect. So has the universe changed, or simply my perspective? I think these opportunities were always there, but I was not open to them. Ask, and you shall receive.

Well, that is a lot of philosophizing for a Sunday morning and I haven’t even finished my coffee yet! For the moment, I shall sign off:

Yours truly,
Yogamum, A. B., M. A., M. A., C. Phil.*, A. B. D**, C. D. E.***

*Candidate of Philosophy, what you get when you don’t finish your Ph.D. dissertation, hey, it came with a REAL diploma and everything!
** All But Dissertation, a redundant colloquial name for C. Phil.
***Chief Domestic Engineer, my job title for the past 11 years!