It’s December, which means holiday baking season! I have been running around like crazy the past few days in a post-NaNoWriMo frenzy, trying to catch up with holiday shopping, getting my hair cut, meeting up with friends. I went shopping with an old friend yesterday — she’s an astrophysicist up in Boulder — and I waited for 45 minutes in Victoria’s Secret while she tried on bras. You haven’t lived until you’ve gone bra shopping with a physicist. For her, it is a seriously analytical experience.
There is absolutely nothing I’m interested in in VS; the bras don’t fit me right and the underwear looks…weird… I don’t know, I just can’t get my mind around the idea of wearing hot pink undies that say “Diva.” I am just not a hot pink undie person, or a diva for that matter. Also, I sampled their lotions and perfumes — they all smell awful. Really fake and perfumey and sweet. I tried some lipgloss without realizing it was that stinging kind that is supposed to make your lips look plump. Gah!!! I felt like saying, in my best Gollum voice, “It burns us!!” So…Victoria’s Secret. I just don’t get it.
I did get a start on some baking. My hairdresser loves cheesecake so I baked him one last night (recipe below — I got it online somewhere a few years back but I can’t remember the source.) I’m happy to say that he did my highlights and the gray hairs are now incognito.
Tomorrow: Guided primary ashtanga class! Yeah!!!
Dulce de Leche Cheesecake
for the crust:
4 Tb. melted butter
1 ½ cups graham cracker crumbs
for the topping:
1 can dulce de leche (look in the Hispanic foods area of your grocery store)
for the cheesecake:
4 8 oz. packages cream cheese, softened
½ cup granulated sugar
1 cup packed brown sugar
1 Tb. vanilla
¼ tsp. salt
4 large eggs, at room temperature
Directions: For the crust: Combine butter and crumbs, mixing well with a fork. Press into the bottom of a 10-inch springform pan. (Variation: double the crust, divide between two 8×8 aluminum pans — the cheap ones you get at the grocery store — shorten baking time by 10 minutes or so and give as gifts).
For the cheesecake:
Beat cream cheese and both sugars at medium speed with an electric mixer until soft and fluffy. Add vanilla and salt. Add eggs one at a time, beating on lowest speed of mixer until just incorporated.
Pour two-thirds of batter over crust. Beat dulce de leche into remaining batter. Pour caramel batter over plain batter in pan and swirl mixtures with a rubber spatula.
Bake at 350 for about 50 minutes, or until edges are firm but middle still wiggles. Remove from oven and cool. Chill.
December 4, 2006 at 6:48 pm
What I hate about Victoria’s Secret (and Title 9 Sports, Patagonia and a host of other clothiers) is that they don’t even carry things in XL. Like what? If you are a big person, you can’t possibly want cute underwear, or you can’t possibly be athletic in yoga or other physical pursuits. Burns me up.
Speaking of being bigger, the cheesecake sounds great.
December 4, 2006 at 10:48 pm
OMG, I’m with you on the Vicky’s Secret thing… I’m a 36D, which – while a bit bigger than “average” – isn’t all that terribly large (seriously) and they only carry certain styles in that size. I do not get it. Don’t think think I’d want a black-widow-spider-bustier thingy because I don’t need any padding to push my boobs up? Plus, the bras I have managed to find that fit me start wearing out after, like, 6 months. Um, hello? $50 for an undergarment and it lasts 6 months with light wear?
As my teenager sister would say, Whatever.
Oh, and their stores stink too.
December 5, 2006 at 5:15 am
I only look at the catalogue
Congrats on the nanowrimo, btw
December 6, 2006 at 5:36 am
Hmm. Can’t say that there aren’t some things I don’t get about VS. But it’s not somewhere I’d feel comfortable shopping for supermum. In fact, you’d think those kinds of places would make a little more effort to make the average legitimate male shopper feel at home.
December 6, 2006 at 10:39 am
Does anybody really know what Victoria’s “secret” is? Does anybody really care?